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THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL "ALL-BAD NAME TEAM" |
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QB:
Jim Bob Cooter (Tennessee) - the gold standard for student-athletes RB: Richie Rich (North Carolina) RB: Jimmy Johns (Alabama) WR: De'Cody Fagg (Florida State) WR: Darius Passmore (Marshall) TE: Kyle Sackrider (Michigan State) - that's just unfortunate... OL: Shelley Smith (Colorado State) - Don't say it - asshole... OL: Joe Girardi (Miami) - Marlins manager doubling as UM lineman??? OL: Joseph Joseph (Louisiana-Monroe) - not a lot of creativity in this one... OL: Hercules Satele (Hawaii) OL: Jason Alexander (San Diego State) |
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DL:
Colin Ferrell (Kent State) DL: Avery Hannibal (Mississippi State) - gotta have this facemask... DL: David Escobar (Ohio) - is this the guy that drugged up Frank Solich? DL: LeQuantum McDonald (Baylor) LB: Ian Handshy (Kansas) LB: John Mark Patrick (Troy) LB: Billy Ray (West Virginia) - must be very confusing... DB: Christian Okoye (Tulane) - Nigerian Nigthmare, Part II??? DB: Sir Darean Adams (Michigan State) DB: Knowledge Timmons (Penn State) DB: Ray Ray McElrathbey (Clemson) - a sentimental selection... |
| P/K: Keith Toogood (Texas Tech) - this guy better have balls of steel... |
| HONORABLE MENTION: |
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Vincent Chase (SMU) - must be the center of every party WR Maserati Jemison (Arizona State) QB John Van Dam (Michigan State) - must.. know.. middle.. name.. DL Untavious Scott (Troy) |
