The Coolest Rich Guys Who Never Existed
 
 
15. Dylan McKay
He inherited a fortune, cruised around on a motorcycle, boned the hottest chicks in Beverly Hills and rocked the world's greatest sideburns. Works for us.
Estimated worth: $10M
14. Forrest Gump
Yeah, he lucked into money and can only be tolerated in small doses, but he spreads his wealth around. That, friends, is a good reason to list him here.
Estimated worth: $15M
13. Mr. Drummond
Not only did the president of Trans Allied Inc. adopt his dying housekeeper's two sons, but his penthouse had two staircases.
Estimated worth: $33M
12. Mugatu
He built a fashion empire on cheap labor and plotted to assassinate Malaysia's prime minister when that empire was threatened. Now that's commitment.
Estimated worth: $40M
11. Keyser Soze
You've got to respect any small-time drug dealer who has the chutzpah to make it big, especially when he has to kill his own family and take on the Hungarian mafia to do it.
Estimated worth: $91M
10. Billy Madison
He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but Billy earned his high ranking after graduating high school in a marathon session and becoming heir to the Madison Hotel fortune.
Estimated worth: $200M
9. Dr. Evil
Thanks to Number Two's investments, the bad doctor had a bankroll big enough to pay for a high-tech lair and a miniature replica of himself.
Estimated worth: $500M
8. Gordon Gekko
This perfect symbol of '80s capitalism made the stock market his bitch, taught us that greed was good and rocked a pair of suspenders like no one else.
Estimated worth: $650M
7. Arthur Bach
The only reason our favorite alcoholic isn't higher on the list is that he chose to penetrate Liza Minnelli.
Estimated worth: $2B
6. Professor Charles Francis Xavier
The most altruistic guy on our list funds an institute where he trains young mutants to battle Magneto.
Estimated worth: $4B
5. Thurston Howell III
Without the blue-blood attitude that Thurston brought with him, life on that deserted island just wouldn't have been the same.
Estimated worth: $5.7B
4. Bruce Wayne
If losing your parents gets you a tech company, a side career fighting crime and a bona fide manor with a cool cave, then you've made out pretty well.
Estimated worth: $6.5B
3. Montgomery Burns
Springfield's power-plant owner once asked, "What good is money if you can't inspire terror in your fellow man?" We agree.
Estimated worth: $8.4B
2. Scrooge McDuck
Does your palatial Duckburg estate include a mansion that has a giant room set aside solely for the purpose of swimming in gold coins? Yeah, we didn't think so.
Estimated worth: $8.2B
1. Prince Akeem
What can we say? There's just no beating royalty. This prince of Zamandu might have pretended to be a pauper when he visited the States, but he's old money through and through.
Estimated worth: $15B